Orcs

Once upon a time, orcs were a quarrelsome race of humanoids, who were as likely to stick the pointy end of a blade into friends, neighbors, and leaders as they were an enemy. But alas, that was then and this is now. These days, orcs are no longer a monster you’ll find in the current…

What if instead of wakey wakey eggs and bakey, the party woke up to a daytime wilderness encounter? Or, how about all three? Where would one find eggs, bacon, and a daytime wilderness encounter along the Triboar Trail, anyway? Why, Abner Feldman’s farmstead, of course! Oh Abner. You poor, unfortunate bastard. The morning is heavy…